normally i don't take a stand on important issues, but...

spread the word, friends, so we can end this before it spreads!

i picked a carrot from my garden yesterday...

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING SOIL DOES IDAHO HAVE, ANYWAY.

tomatoes are already red, asshole

derrrrr facebook

i'm guilty of this a bit myself... like HURRRR I DID SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING AWESOME YESTERDAY NOW HOW CAN I PHRASE IT ON FACEBOOK SO I SOUND COOL AND MY FRIENDS COMMENT
because the value of our life experiences are only measured by the number of facebook comments they receive.

monocles are crucial when effectively insulting your enemies.

a tactful insult, when coupled with a monocle, top hat, cane, and cheesy british accent, will render your opponents speechless and give them no question as to your authority.
this becomes trickier when your opponent has a monocle as well, however we trust your ability to overcome any obstacles.

fuck yeah thunderstorms!

a truer statement was never uttered.
though i do miss the batshit-crazy raging of midwest thunderstorms... idaho has them sometimes but they don't last as long or wreak as much havoc.

onions are pretty fucking stinky. i was once stuck in a room with rotten onions everywhere, and i thought i was going to barf.