fuck yeah thunderstorms!

a truer statement was never uttered.
though i do miss the batshit-crazy raging of midwest thunderstorms... idaho has them sometimes but they don't last as long or wreak as much havoc.

onions are pretty fucking stinky. i was once stuck in a room with rotten onions everywhere, and i thought i was going to barf.

vegetable valentine

fuckin... unicorns.

i don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but i think unicorns are kick-ass.
the beet is definitely three different colors... we'll pretend it's a mood-beet. you know, like mood rings? damn, i need to pay more attention when i make this shit in paint.

oh lordy lordy, the world is going apeshit.

i do enjoy bubbles. :)

talking on the telephone sucks donkey balls.

i have an irrational fear and overwhelming hatred of talking on the phone, which makes something like ordering pizza or calling friends a very daunting task that can reduce me to a nervous pile of worm food. at work i resort to e-mail whenever possible, and can often come across as pretty goddamn rude in my rush to get the fuck off the phone.

hitler liked comfy chairs, too!

i am not nearly cool enough to think of this, but i had to share it because it made me laugh until i couldn't feel feelings anymore.