i'm guilty of this a bit myself... like HURRRR I DID SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING AWESOME YESTERDAY NOW HOW CAN I PHRASE IT ON FACEBOOK SO I SOUND COOL AND MY FRIENDS COMMENT because the value of our life experiences are only measured by the number of facebook comments they receive.
a tactful insult, when coupled with a monocle, top hat, cane, and cheesy british accent, will render your opponents speechless and give them no question as to your authority. this becomes trickier when your opponent has a monocle as well, however we trust your ability to overcome any obstacles.