It is my destiny to write offensive vegetable cartoons and swear a lot. This ain't no Veggie Tales.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
derrrrr facebook
i'm guilty of this a bit myself... like HURRRR I DID SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING AWESOME YESTERDAY NOW HOW CAN I PHRASE IT ON FACEBOOK SO I SOUND COOL AND MY FRIENDS COMMENT
because the value of our life experiences are only measured by the number of facebook comments they receive.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
monocles are crucial when effectively insulting your enemies.
a tactful insult, when coupled with a monocle, top hat, cane, and cheesy british accent, will render your opponents speechless and give them no question as to your authority.
this becomes trickier when your opponent has a monocle as well, however we trust your ability to overcome any obstacles.
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